conversation at work
- me: we so kicked England's ass in the Revolutionary War.
- lee: no, you didn't we gave you this country.
- me: bullshit, we kicked your asses with hatchets. haven't you ever seen The Patriot?
- lee: that's called a movie.
- me: ya, a documentary.
- matt: England, it's the new France.
- lee: you son of a bitch.
