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2009-09-05
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2009-09-03
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2009-08-02
a true couter-tenor…
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2009-07-22
world war 2 description
- Germany invades Czechoslovakia.
- Britain & France tell them to stop that bullshit.
- Germany invades Poland. (Russia also invades Poland from the other side: everybody forgets this.)
- Britain & France declare war. This is the ‘official’ kick-off.
- Italy, Bulgaria, Hungary, & Romania all join the German side. (Everybody forgets the last three.)
- Axis forces go through Europe like vindaloo through a colostomy.
- Nazis exterminate Jews, gays, gypsies, & the disabled. (everybody remembers the jews but forgets the rest.)
- UK holds out.
- Russia & the USA don’t do shit.
- Entire divisions of Danish, Belgian, Dutch, Norwegian, French & Serbian volunteers join the Axis armies & SS. (everybody forgets this & to listen to them now, they were all in the fucking resistance, which must have been MASSIVE.)
- Axis forces invade Russia. Suddenly the Russians don’t think it’s funny any more.
- Japan joins the Axis & bombs Pearl Harbor.
- Suddenly the US doesn’t think it’s funny any more.
- The USA tools up the world, ‘cause it’s got more factories than everybody else put together, & they’re out of bomber range.
- Axis runs out of steam in Russia, cause Russia’s enormous & bloody freezing.
- Allies invade on D-Day… 5 landings: 2 British, 2 American, 1 Canadian. (everybody forgets the Canadians.)
- Hitler ends up smouldering in a ditch. Russians find the body & confirm he only had one ball. Seriously.
- The US decides invading stuff is a pain in the ass and invents the atom bomb instead. Drops two buckets ‘o sunshine on Japan.
- Russians steal half of Europe.
- UK’s spent almost every penny it had.
- US takes its throne as the official world badass
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2009-07-17
from right to left: han solo, darth vadar, chewbacca, leia skywalker, luke skywalker, and r2-d2
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an artist concept of what Michael Jackson would look like in the year 2000, drawn in 1985
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2009-07-15
hello
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2009-07-01
the american nightmare… one decade equals a life of debt
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2009-06-30
morgan freeman is awesome
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2009-06-29
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2009-06-19
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2009-06-09
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your right of defense against unlawful arrest
in case you didn’t know, there is a legal precedent to resist arrest in this country as long as the arresting party is acting outside the law/juridiction.
